The Dynamitron Tandem Laboratorium

this entry is especially for those
who nudgenudged me
to enter something
even if there are matches between the old eyelids to keep them open
and the music playing is really disliked now..

well this was another vikend in boxum,
a really really nice ugly town at the border of
...you can see the dutch mountains
and really friendly people.

but the best thing is...
you dont have to see friendly people and mountains,
because you can walk for hours and hours and hours
without meeting someone....
walking without noticing where you actually are
it's perfection!
come to Bochum!
City of God!!

or...


no! don't come here!!
shhhht!
or..

come here, you chosen few, but dont tell anybody!
let's keep our litte secret
in those secret little boxes
and enjoy the forests and rivers and lakes and ponds
and the pond life, and the furnaces and bassins.
and of course
the Dynamitron Tandem Laboratorium

really -there is this sign, saying
"this way to the Dynamitron Tandem Laboratorium"
this utterly fascinated me as a child.

until this day, i havent found out what it actually is
i could do a noodle search, and find out.
but i won't.
and if someone would tell me, he won't live very long after
he won't live to tell the tale how another childhood mystery kicks the bucket

So the Fandorin enjoyed his little trip to Bochum
and for his arrival, the local soccer team destroyed some other team on Bochum lawn
and the sun was shining
and spring said hello
and it was warm, and the birches were scenting
and i suspected...
...it was all arranged especially for me..
and i felt a bit like Kim Jong Il, the ugly Northern Korean weirdo today.

everything in its place
just one piece missing in that improbably happy-day puzzle.

this is our contest -

if you can guess what was missing, you'll make a fortune
or not.

and i will go shleep, for i dont have much time!